If your friend HAS NEVER been to a live Hockey game before, then you NEED to take an EXPERIENCED HOCKEY CHIX like me!!! I can fill you in on everything, tell you who to root for, who to 'boo' and say "YOU SUCK!" to!!
Heck!! I even have an extra RICCI Jersey I can loan ya for the night! Really!! You need to take ME!!!!!
And besides... There are no QUARTERS in Hockey... They have three periods.... And ... and!!! I know ALL the words to the Zamboni song!!! Can your friend say that???
Really, just take me instead and you will be in GOOD hands.
what you REALLY need to know is the right rhythem for "BEAT L.A.! BEAT L.A.!" - can be terrifically tricky for first-timers!
And.. and there are TWO INTERMISSIONS, and THOSE are what count! I can show you exactly how to pace your beer money, and know the fastest aisle exits to the 3 exclusive stands that have the Garlic Fries!
Everybody LOVES Garlic Fries!
Nytshaed, you need an assistant, i think it would be FAR to risky to send these NuBeez out on their own - they could get.. confused.. or hurt.. or whatever something like that, right?
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Wait wait!!!
Date: 2003-01-24 04:43 pm (UTC)Heck!! I even have an extra RICCI Jersey I can loan ya for the night! Really!! You need to take ME!!!!!
And besides... There are no QUARTERS in Hockey... They have three periods.... And ... and!!! I know ALL the words to the Zamboni song!!! Can your friend say that???
Really, just take me instead and you will be in GOOD hands.
Re: Wait wait!!!
Date: 2003-01-24 04:53 pm (UTC)what you REALLY need to know is the right rhythem for "BEAT L.A.! BEAT L.A.!" - can be terrifically tricky for first-timers!
And.. and there are TWO INTERMISSIONS, and THOSE are what count! I can show you exactly how to pace your beer money, and know the fastest aisle exits to the 3 exclusive stands that have the Garlic Fries!
Everybody LOVES Garlic Fries!
Nytshaed, you need an assistant, i think it would be FAR to risky to send these NuBeez out on their own - they could get.. confused.. or hurt.. or whatever something like that, right?
Re: Wait wait!!!
Date: 2003-01-25 08:38 am (UTC)Feh, any good Giants fan knows that one by heart! We've been chanting that since before the Sharks were a teal colored dream in San Jose's eye.
Re: Wait wait!!!
Date: 2003-01-24 04:53 pm (UTC)verses
My wife
One will mearly mame me the next time she sees me, the other will kill me.
Re: Wait wait!!!
Date: 2003-01-24 05:37 pm (UTC)Scarlet NO! Teal YES!!