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Having a matchmaker...
Discussing sometimes needing a matchmaker in someone else's journal reminded me of this story...
One night at a con party, a lesbian friend and I had settled on a couch, and were actively checking out the ladies. Not locker room talk, but pretty much a purely physical admiration. We found we had radically different tastes in ladies.
Where I liked long dark hair, she liked short haired blondes. Where I like a little more then a handful, she wanted them busty. Where I wanted hips, she wanted slender. etc, etc,
After a while we found a pretty lady that we both liked. Shoulder length red hair, a bit more then a handful, and just enough womanly hips. etc, etc.
After a bit more discussion of our subject's features, someone leaned down between us and said "Do you both like her?"
"Yep!" we both said.
"Would like to share her?" asked the interloper.
I looked at my friend "Basic male fantasy #5 come to life. Of course I say 'Yes!', but it's your call."
"I trust you not to cross my boundaries. Yes, we would like to share her."
"Great, I go ask her for you." Off the interloper bounded. Letting me get a good look at him for the first time.
"Shit!"
"What"
"That's Somtow Sucharitkul!"
"Yeah, so?"
"*HE* really will do it."
Somtow had now reached the Lady and started speaking to her.
He gestured to us.
We did our best to look pleasant and inviting.
She turned bright red and fled the room.
On his return I asked what he said to her.
"I just told her that 'The nice looking couple over there would like to take you to bed.'"
We promised to buy him a drink, but he never collected.
One night at a con party, a lesbian friend and I had settled on a couch, and were actively checking out the ladies. Not locker room talk, but pretty much a purely physical admiration. We found we had radically different tastes in ladies.
Where I liked long dark hair, she liked short haired blondes. Where I like a little more then a handful, she wanted them busty. Where I wanted hips, she wanted slender. etc, etc,
After a while we found a pretty lady that we both liked. Shoulder length red hair, a bit more then a handful, and just enough womanly hips. etc, etc.
After a bit more discussion of our subject's features, someone leaned down between us and said "Do you both like her?"
"Yep!" we both said.
"Would like to share her?" asked the interloper.
I looked at my friend "Basic male fantasy #5 come to life. Of course I say 'Yes!', but it's your call."
"I trust you not to cross my boundaries. Yes, we would like to share her."
"Great, I go ask her for you." Off the interloper bounded. Letting me get a good look at him for the first time.
"Shit!"
"What"
"That's Somtow Sucharitkul!"
"Yeah, so?"
"*HE* really will do it."
Somtow had now reached the Lady and started speaking to her.
He gestured to us.
We did our best to look pleasant and inviting.
She turned bright red and fled the room.
On his return I asked what he said to her.
"I just told her that 'The nice looking couple over there would like to take you to bed.'"
We promised to buy him a drink, but he never collected.
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that is bloody hilarious, sir.
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Yes. What little I know of Somtow, he really WOULD. The evil man. :)
-JEM
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Ash
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Just let me know who you're interested in and I'll go up to them and let them that lovely lady over there is interested in getting to know them, but is having an attack of the shys.
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If you know anyone you think is cool intersting funny
let me know so I can meet them
Ash
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I am willing to be a go between or vett anyone that I know.
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Ash
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of course with my lovely carrying voice in a moment of pure silence
she leaned over and told me who he was and handed me her glass of something sweet and alcoholic
needless to say I read badges now before opening my mouth. . .
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