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johno ([personal profile] johno) wrote2002-04-26 04:18 pm

Random Joke

Heaven as run by Europeans:

The Police are British
The Bureaucrats are German
The Cooks are French


Hell as run by Europeans:

The Police are Germans
The Bureaucrats are French
The Cooks are English.

[identity profile] stardumpling.livejournal.com 2002-04-26 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
random joke:


what do you call someone who speaks three languages?

-trilingual


what do you call someone who speaks two languages?

-bilingual


what do you call someone who speaks one language?

-american!


(sorry, i'm a linguistics geek!)
haha