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johno ([personal profile] johno) wrote2005-07-15 12:04 pm

Most of the time, the WWN is wildly off...

such as "MOON TO EXPLODE IN 6 MONTHS"
Filed under politics, since it a government cover up.

but every once in a great while they get it right.

"How To... STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE"

[identity profile] cambler.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
9. THINK twice before dragging along your mate. Unless she's super-secure, odds are she'll feel threatened by the bosom- baring beauties. Notes one DJ: "Nothing ruins the atmosphere in a club quicker than a jealous girlfriend sitting there scowling -- or worse, mocking the dancers. Some ugly cat-fights start that way."

Tripe. My wife would probably have more fun than I would, both on her own as well as watching me get attention.

[identity profile] johno.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed.

My lady had a blast at the Olympic Gardens in Las Vegas, though that may be because she and friend spent most of their time upstairs in Olympus, the room where the guys dance for the ladies.



[identity profile] emmett-the-sane.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, or in my case, the one time I ever went to a strip club, my gf dragged me along. I was bored to tears, and she was having a great time. :)

[identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's where the 'think twice' bit comes in. You've thought about it, and know it's ok :)

[identity profile] usqueba.livejournal.com 2005-07-16 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Me too". I've been to strip clubs w/ and w/o my partner. I had fun! I thought it was GREAT when he got a lap dance (she asked if we both wanted a dance). When I went alone (ok, I was w/ a group of friends) I was too busy ogling the dancers. My favorites got extra tips! :)

[identity profile] johny--b.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, it works the same with guys who are strippers. :)

Though, I have actually dated three guys who were strippers.
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[personal profile] sibylle 2005-07-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean the moon is not going to explode?!!
:-))

[identity profile] johno.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
If I believed it were, I'd quit this dead-end job and ax out the credit cards to take a world tour.

[identity profile] johno.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"ax out the credit cards"

Max out the credit cards...
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[personal profile] sibylle 2005-07-15 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
But "Project Extreme Watchfulness" says so!

What a name. I love this article. I think it has exactly the right mojo of becoming a translation exercise in the translation class. Maybe the first one for the term ... . Thank you so much for linking to the website, I didn't know it existed - it's magnificent!

[identity profile] johno.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's available as a LJ feed at: [livejournal.com profile] weekly_world

[identity profile] succ33d.livejournal.com 2005-07-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
lol, love it.