Found while avoiding more work reading, by reading LJ...

[johno]

Found in weekly_world

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/sex/61270
TEEN HORRIFIED AFTER DOWNLOADING SKIN FLICK AND DISCOVERING... MOM AND DAD ARE PORNO STARS!

The poor poor boy, his parents actually have... ewwww... sex.

Comments

Ooooh - parody of a parody?

[brunnhilde.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of Figmo's song "He's not on the Net" about relationship challenges facing a woman whose bf is not net-enabled, which spawned Jim's parody "She's up on the Net" about a boy/young man who finds his gf's porn site.

Now I'm mulling "They're up on the Net."................

[tiggerypum.livejournal.com]

Okay. He's watching porn, he knows it's porn. Yes, he's got to grow up some more. :P

[woodardp.livejournal.com]

What, there's a "Weekly World News" LJ feed? Why has nobody told me this before now?

My day is now complete.

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

Of course, we all know that the WWN is made up. Right?

[brunnhilde.livejournal.com]

You mean my parents DIDN'T have sex???????

[nagasvoice.livejournal.com]

What, you mean we weren't hatched?
I'm complaining to the creche board.

[johno.livejournal.com]

Doesn't stop it from being funny as hell sometimes. {grin}

It's all made up

[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

Which, of course, makes it just as accurate and reliable as, say, the Congressional Record. *grin*

[usqueba.livejournal.com]

That'll teach him to download and/or watch porn! ;D

[succ33d.livejournal.com]

I was once looking at porn online and I found naked pictures of one of my cousins. LOL

roflmao

[karisu-sama.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[kitabare.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

I know a good majority of it is made up, but that's still funny as hell. Although if I was the parents I'd be upset at him for dl'ing porn in the first place. I can see me as the mom now... "Hah, that's what you get you little perv. I told you not to download that stuff."

[nagasvoice.livejournal.com]

Ya know, it's enough to make you want to upload something pervy just to do a pre-emptive strike against all those worms and viruses the kid was probably downloading with his porn.
The real trick--how to plant the suggestion that gets the kid to find the planted material.
Now there's a meme for you!

[xsongbirdx.livejournal.com]

Oh how awful! I found Polaroids of my parents once when I was a teenager. I'm still scarred. *shudders*