johno: (catty - my cat Autumn)
johno ([personal profile] johno) wrote2005-03-22 12:42 pm

Work arrggg!!!

Yesterday I was passed an issue to investigate and post my results by end of day.

My report was in the form of:


I did.
I saw.

I request Person1 do this.
I request Person2 do that.

Even without the results of Person1's and Person2's tasks,
I recommend we do config change1,
If that doesn't work, we need to also do config change2.


Person2 responds: "So what do you recommend?"

[identity profile] mochimonkey.livejournal.com 2005-03-22 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear JohnO:

It has come to this department's attention that there is a situation developing. We recommend dancing naked through the sprinklers until the situation has been defused.

Sincerely,
Orange Monkey
Dept. of Mochi

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2005-03-22 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Person2 responds: "So what do you recommend?"

"I'll give my recommendation to [Person2's boss]. He'll let you know."

[identity profile] ca-snowflake.livejournal.com 2005-03-22 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
i recommend reading your damn email before pestering me.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup... "

duhhh

[identity profile] nagasvoice.livejournal.com 2005-03-23 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I recommend we cancel the lobotomy we had scheduled for you on Tuesday. Obviously, you have succeeded in achieving that state without anyone else's intervention. Thank you for your interest.

[identity profile] blackfyr.livejournal.com 2005-03-23 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Person2 responds: "So what do you recommend?"

A remedial course in reading comprehension at the local adult education center.