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Miss sweet dead ole Na-Na?

Angry that your cousin inherited Na-na's favorite brooch that's been in the family for years?

Well now you can be the envy of all the family!! Turn Na-Na into a diamond YOU can WEAR!

It's true! LifeGem will turn your favorite dead person into a diamond! LifeGem will cremate your loved one, place them in their diamond presses that will replicate the natural forces of nature of heat and pressure, and VOILA!!! Granny is now a 24 carat diamond on your finger! Ready to pop the big question? Pop it with Granny!! Don't know what goes with that fancy red dress? How about those Aunt Betty diamond earrings in red? All for the low low price of 4,000 dollars! They're worth it!

OMG!!!

Date: 2002-09-27 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mizcrank.livejournal.com
My coworkers and i are in disbelief over here! We have a client that we do the payments for their pre-need funeral contracts, but we've never heard of anything like this...OMG!

Date: 2002-09-28 01:42 am (UTC)
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Reminds me of Logan's Run somehow...

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