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Heaven as run by Europeans:

The Police are British
The Bureaucrats are German
The Cooks are French

Hell as run by Europeans:

The Police are Germans
The Bureaucrats are French
The Cooks are English.

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random joke:

what do you call someone who speaks three languages?

-trilingual

what do you call someone who speaks two languages?

-bilingual

what do you call someone who speaks one language?

-american!

(sorry, i'm a linguistics geek!)
haha

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